Walmart

Can I just say that I hate walmart? I NEVER go there unless I absolutely have to...ABSOLUTELY...I mean what ever I need from walmart can't be gotten anywhere else. So we go to walmart. ugh. And we decide to just go ahead and buy groceries because we are tired of shopping. so we find all the things we need. great..wonderful! As we begin to close in on the end of our grocery list we get to the one thing that we went there for. A box of fish. Thats right. A 5 lb box of individually wrapped tilapia. walmart is the only place that we have been able to find it. Do they have it?? Of course not. UGH! great, we went to walmart for nothing. As we passed the fish / seafood area I saw one of the things that bugs me the most. An incredibly OBESE woman in her mid to late 20's. Now, don't get me wrong. Its ok to be fat. It could be a gland problem, genetics, maybe your life style doesn't allow time for exercise...whatever. But morbidly OBESE is unacceptable. Now, just to add, as  the fatties say: "more whip cream to my mountain of a lard sandwich" this lady was sitting in the little motorized cart...reserved for old people...or people with disabilites. Apparently I missed the memo that it was ok for MORBIDLY OBESE people in their mid / late 20's to use these contraptions even though they are completely capable of walking. 

So you might  be thinking...wow..thats not so crazy..I see that kind of thing all the time. But wait! It gets better. Not only was this lady wearing a shirt that should have been too small for my petite 16 year old sister..but she was jabbering away on a blackberry via plugged in headset. While she was jabbering away, her daughter who looked about 12 ALSO OBESE was jabbering away on her blackberry via plugged in headset. So while they were both being obese and loud and annoying...the mom stops her conversation...yells at the daughter who just put something in the basket. She said: "Hey! Put that bacon back and get the good kind! what are you stupid or something?!" (no lie...THIS REALLY HAPPENED)  As I was walking by, trying to keep my head from exploding, I glanced at the bacon she was putting back.. It was turkey bacon. She picked up the buy 1 get one free "old fashion" style bacon. Then she said " Now go get the ice cream.." 

WTF. at that point, my head exploded.

did I mention that I hate walmart?????