What's for breakfast?

I love breakfast. I am not sure if its waking up hungry, the breakfast menu options or just routine. I love breakfast. I just do. Its not always the same thing for breakfast either. There isn't a set breakfast meal that I will just eat over and over. Nope. I like cereals, pancakes, waffles, cold chinese food, warm chines food, pizza, fruit, muffins, doughnuts and eggs. And all of them with a icy glass of cold milk. No, I don't put ice in my milk. The first thing I do when I make breakfast is put a glass of milk in the freezer. I only leave it in there for the duration of cooking the meal. When your food is ready you have a very cold glass of milk to enjoy!

That was one of the main reasons I didn't like working at crawford communications. I worked from 11 pm to 9 am Thursday through Sunday. I would eat "dinner" around 6:30 in the morning. So when I get home at 9 am and wanna pass out, I was not hungry! It was a real bummer. Then I would sleep, wake up for normal "dinner" time food, go to work and start all over. ( man that job sucked ) Its a good thing I now have little "pick me up " like BREAKFAST when ever thinking of that job makes me depressed!

What's your favorite breakfast?

Rain

As someone that HATES being to hot, I generally like the rain. Its very rarely HOT rain. The air is cool, the sound of rain is relaxing, the smell that rain brings is nice...After 5 days of rain and 5 pairs of wet socks ALL DAY at work...its a pain in the ass. I think parts of Atlanta were designed to flood when it rains like this. We had a little excitement driving to trivia last night. (KAMIKAZE SPEARM! thats the name of our team. or motto is : SPLAT ! ) we came in 3rd..different blog for a different day..I have also noticed that carrying an umbrella everywhere is ALSO a pain. I think mother nature should let me control the rain..that would be incredible! Wild fires??? NOPE. Dried up crops??? NOPE. Flash Flood so jade doesn't have to go to class??? YEP! I am not sure rain would really help in the event your house was on fire..
Lets think about it. If you house is on fire, i mean like REALLY on fire, then chances are the roof will collapse. Then the rain puts out the fire. HOORAY! Wait...whats this? My house has no more roof? SHIT! My house is filling up with water! Damnit!! fucking rain..

Bank of FUCKING America...

Hi,

 My name is Bank of America. I may look like a company full of rational people but I am not. I am the accumulation of all the greed, douche baggery and republican-ness that all of the people that work there have through out there bodies. ( minus a few ) I would like to inform you that I am taking 100$ from your bank account and fucking up your plans for NO REASON. You will call me and argue, but it doesn't matter...because I am the Bank of America...I can do whatever I want with your money. There isn't anything you can do! Have a nice day!

4 Alternators and a headache...

so yeah..i have a car, and i have 4 alternators. One old, one new, one broken ...and another broken.  Yeah so I get it into my car does it start?? Of course not. New battery...new alternator...WTF? I think its time for a new car.

I hate Christian High School but love Black Women..

There is a news story currently running on CNN about a Christian High School in Augusta, GA that is claiming that facebook, myspace, twitter passwords are all property of the school if the students are in attendance. Yeah, I had the same thoughts you did...confusion. Clarification..if you attend that school, and they suspect you of doing things OUTSIDE of school that do not comply with the student handbook (parties, drinking, ect) then the school feels its their right to access your facebook, myspace or twitter to see if its true. WTF?! Im not an attorney but thats an invasion of privacy. You could make the same argument that I need your bank account passwords and statements to make sure that you didn't use money to buy anything to contribute to this deliquesce. To make things better...they aren't the only school that is doing it. They are following the model from other Christian schools in south carolina. damn, religion ruins everything.

So I skipped breakfast at the apt this morning and decided to get a bagel from Einstein's. I love bagels and I love Einstein's so it was a good decision. When I placed my order this morning an elderly black woman said to me: " How ya doing baby?" Not the use of the word "baby" that one would use with a girl friend or lover, but in the way that a grandparent or mother would use it. It was nice, it totally put a smile on my face. After paying for the food she brought it over to me and said "Have a good one baby".  I was like: "I will! You too!" 

 whew! a 23 year old white male talking to an elderly married black woman and the word baby was used twice?! don't tell the crazies at the Christian High School.. i think they would object.

Walmart

Can I just say that I hate walmart? I NEVER go there unless I absolutely have to...ABSOLUTELY...I mean what ever I need from walmart can't be gotten anywhere else. So we go to walmart. ugh. And we decide to just go ahead and buy groceries because we are tired of shopping. so we find all the things we need. great..wonderful! As we begin to close in on the end of our grocery list we get to the one thing that we went there for. A box of fish. Thats right. A 5 lb box of individually wrapped tilapia. walmart is the only place that we have been able to find it. Do they have it?? Of course not. UGH! great, we went to walmart for nothing. As we passed the fish / seafood area I saw one of the things that bugs me the most. An incredibly OBESE woman in her mid to late 20's. Now, don't get me wrong. Its ok to be fat. It could be a gland problem, genetics, maybe your life style doesn't allow time for exercise...whatever. But morbidly OBESE is unacceptable. Now, just to add, as  the fatties say: "more whip cream to my mountain of a lard sandwich" this lady was sitting in the little motorized cart...reserved for old people...or people with disabilites. Apparently I missed the memo that it was ok for MORBIDLY OBESE people in their mid / late 20's to use these contraptions even though they are completely capable of walking. 

So you might  be thinking...wow..thats not so crazy..I see that kind of thing all the time. But wait! It gets better. Not only was this lady wearing a shirt that should have been too small for my petite 16 year old sister..but she was jabbering away on a blackberry via plugged in headset. While she was jabbering away, her daughter who looked about 12 ALSO OBESE was jabbering away on her blackberry via plugged in headset. So while they were both being obese and loud and annoying...the mom stops her conversation...yells at the daughter who just put something in the basket. She said: "Hey! Put that bacon back and get the good kind! what are you stupid or something?!" (no lie...THIS REALLY HAPPENED)  As I was walking by, trying to keep my head from exploding, I glanced at the bacon she was putting back.. It was turkey bacon. She picked up the buy 1 get one free "old fashion" style bacon. Then she said " Now go get the ice cream.." 

WTF. at that point, my head exploded.

did I mention that I hate walmart?????