One of the best parts about nice weather is sleeping with the window open. Fresh air...constant breeze...annoying fucking bird noises...
Obviously that last one is not cool.
It was like a scene from a movie or something. Two birds were so incredibly annoying at 5:37am, I thought I would tell all the people that don't read this what they were saying to each other.
Bird 1 : Hey!! Hey Bird!! Hey, other bird !!
Bird 2 : me?! Are you talking to me?!
Bird 1 : yeah!! You!! The only other bird on this power line outside this open window!
Bird 2 : that's me!!! The only other bird!! Hey!!!
Bird 1: I was thinking...what...what do you think this power line does??
Bird 2 : power line?? I thought we were sitting on a squirrel highway system..
Bird 1 : No..I'm pretty sure it's a power line. I don't know what it does though..oh shit...another bird, play it cool...
Bird 3: Hey!!! Hey other birds!! Hey!!!
SLAM!!!!
Bird 2 : geeez...why did that window slam..hey!!! ANOTHER BIRD!!!
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