The most annoying conversation ever...

One of the best parts about nice weather is sleeping with the window open.  Fresh air...constant breeze...annoying fucking bird noises...

Obviously that last one is not cool.

It was like a scene from a movie or something. Two birds were so incredibly annoying at 5:37am, I thought I would tell all the people that don't read this what they were saying to each other.

Bird 1 :  Hey!! Hey Bird!! Hey, other bird !!

Bird 2 : me?! Are you talking to me?!

Bird 1 :  yeah!! You!! The only other bird on this power line outside this open window!

Bird 2 :  that's me!!! The only other bird!! Hey!!!

Bird 1: I was thinking...what...what do you think this power line does??

Bird 2 : power line?? I thought we were sitting on a squirrel highway system..

Bird 1 : No..I'm pretty sure it's a power line. I don't know what it does though..oh shit...another bird, play it cool...

Bird 3: Hey!!! Hey other birds!! Hey!!!

SLAM!!!!

Bird 2 :  geeez...why did that window slam..hey!!! ANOTHER BIRD!!!