Thursday, May 26, 2011

Internet Filter to Real LIfe Filter

Can someone please invent a filter that will prevent the following from ever showing up in my life...ever...

Anything related to The Kardashians.

I will never need to know ( nor will I ever care ) about anything to do with the Kardashians. I don't care if any of them are fat, in a sex tape, getting married, have a show, are suing someone, are fat, have a fragrance, are fat, where they were last seen...or if they are fat.... Clearly you can tell I think they are all stupid, useless and annoying.

Justina Beiber

This Canadian girl is the latest craze is bad music and I can't wait for her to go away. People act like she is the best thing since Canadian Bacon. Her music is stupid, despite her best efforts she isn't "Gangsta" and at best she deserves the front page...of the Montreal Times.


The Jersey Shore.

Do I really need to explain?


Sarah Palin

I'm all for Democracy, but she is an idiot. Some might think that I'm singling out the Republican Party...but this is not true. I think the republicans can do some good stuff. Sarah Palin takes the crazy lady cake. She is stupid and sucks at just about everything she does, says, or attempts. Except shooting animals from a helicopter with a high powered rifle..she is good at that.

AMERICAN IDOL

Someone asked me who I thought was going to win. I laughed. Then I was informed that it is still on tv. I stopped laughing and asked : " Are you serious? People still care about that crap?" I had no idea that this was still going. I guess someone decided that Ryan Seacrest needs to do something ALL the time...



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