DO NOT USE - THANKS - MANAGEMENT

So me, Keri and Mrs. Bennett were in Jimmy Johns the other day, and there was a problem with the drink machine. Well a problem would be that the syrup was out on the Diet Coke. Well a small problem would be that there was no syrup for the Diet Coke...and I have to drink Coke Zero. THAT'S a small problem.

I guess the Jimmy Johns staff had a BIG problem with the drink machine. There were 2 "Slippery When Wet" signs by the drink machine. There were 2 people mopping the floor continuously and 1 guy scooping ice out of the ice machine with a giant scoop into a bowl.

I took a quick count of the staff and there were only 6 people working that Saturday afternoon. (which I thought was alot) That means that half the entire staff of Jimmy Johns was dealing with this ice / water problem. This didn't mean customers like me couldn't refill our delicious beverages.. it just meant that when we went to refill our drinks, all 3 of those people stopped and moved aside so you could refill your drink. If you needed more ice they had a bowl for you to get some fresh ice.

Well after a few people refilled their drinks and I realized that it wasn't a douchey thing for the staff to move for 10 seconds, I went to refill my drink. So I walked up, polietly waited for them to stop, move out of the way....then it happened.

................I saw.........................it............

A sticky note.. that read... DO NOT USE....(under that) Thanks, Management, placed on the ice dispenser.


seriously?

Seriously?!

Is this 3 person circus act NOT enough to show that there is a serious ice problem? Is the 2 people mopping the floor and capt. ice scooper, scooping ice away NOT a GIANT BIG FUCKING INDICATION that there MAY be a problem with the ice maker??

NO.. no its not. The sticky note is going to do it. A STICKY NOTE! A PURPLE STICKY NOTE IS GOING TO SHOW THE MORONS OF THE WORLD THAT THE MACHINE IS BROKEN.

Not the 2 signs, 2 moppers, Capt. Scooper or the sandwich staff that is now short handed...its a sticky note.

So to see what would happen I reached my cup up and pressed it to the ice maker. The nearest person said:" Umm excuse me..its broken." Then he tapped the sign and said: " See...there is a sticky note...."


AHHH!!!!!!!!!




ps. keri is awesome! ( now she has to post it to her facebook account)


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