Strange Radio

Have you ever heard a radio commercial where you find yourself listening to it DESPITE its stupidity? That happened to me today. I was driving home from the Horizon Theater's production of "Avenue Q" ( AMAZING SHOW BTW ) when I heard a radio commercial about an Epson laser printer. My first thought was: " This is a radio commercial for a printer...wtf.." The commercial continued and I began to phase out and reached for the dial when...IT...happened.

This is a quote from the commercial..


" ....its faster than a cheetah with a rocket strapped to its back..."

My hand stopped mid reach to change the dial.

It occurred to me...isn't EVERYTHING fast when you strap it to a rocket? No think about it. If you take anything and strap a rocket to it and launch, its going to go pretty fast. I will now look around my living room and name the first three things I see.

Tennis shoes..

X-Box Controller..

Sleeping Keri..

I guarantee you that if you strap any of these items to a rocket then launch it, it will be way faster then it was in it's native state. Except for Keri, whom is so awesome not even a rocket can speed her up journey to greatness...



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