I robbed a bank...with Lisa Kudrow..

That is correct.

I robbed a bank..with Lisa Kudrow.

In my dreams at least.

I had a dream that we robbed a bank. And it sucked! Guns, screaming, yelling, the whole nine yards. It was probably one of the weirdest dreams I have ever had. We went to a bank for a regular transaction typed deal, and for some reason I have a shotgun. Well that's when it got strange.

Well I took Jennifer Aniston hostage because the bank manager wouldn't give me the money. So there we are arguing and fighting about how robbing a bank is stupid and I am making a huge mistake. Then we decided to get a snack. Of course I didn't have any money..thats why I was robbing the bank. So we then go over to the snack bar and attempt to steal some snacks.

Then this guy I used to work with at Wild Adventures named Chad comes in and tries to take the gun. He was trying to tell me that he would get a reward for disarming the situation and that he knew I wouldn't shoot anyone. Well seeing that my plan was foiled and that I was going to lose in the end I convinced him that I would let him take the gun and disarm me when I stepped off of the elevator. That way I got to keep some of my dignity. Agreeing to this he left and I finally got all the money of the bank..150K.

That's it. 150,000.00 dollars.

I was robbing a bank, holding a gun, demanding things, cementing my prison sentence...for 150,000.00 dollars.

GREAT. So I decide to make a run for it. I change the plan, I am no longer going to let Chad disarm me at the elevators and I am going to let Jennifer Aniston go. ( im really not sure why she is a hostage anyway..I like Jennifer Aniston! I think it's because I was watching Friends that day)

Well we then go to a different bank of elevators and head up to the parking deck. I release Jennifer Aniston and she runs to safety while I am running to try and find my car. Well Lisa Kudrow drives up in a van and tells me to get in and that she is my getaway driver.

Of course I jump in..why wouldn't I ?

We then take off and are quietly fleeing the scene because the cops do not know that I am in a minivan. They think I am looking for my car. As we are driving away..it hits me..

I JUST ROBBED A BANK.

I was so upset! The most confusing part of the scenario was that I was most upset by the fact that I could never bank there again! I loved that bank. Then it occurred to me that I was going to get caught...and go to jail...for a long time. I remember thinking that I would give anything...ANYTHING..for this to be a dream and for me to not have made that decision.

Then I woke up.